Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Princetitution

Attention all Princetitutes
When a money deal goes down in agreement of bodily exploration and fluid exchange, those being rented are at least semi aware of the arrangement. Now that the Oil & Gas Commission have granted Petrobakken (formerly Petrobank)another one year extension to the tune of fourty six grand, we're all industry ho's. Just til November 6, 2010. Still, I was told. "You've been rented". All of us. So a pimping parallel isn't such a stretch. Except that the volumes are worse. A stranger will arrive and as fast as possible, violate Mother Earth, beginning the exchange of fluids. Here's where the parallel gets a bit wider. Cause this is no hotel romp, no convention fling nor nightclub pick up. No, this is so epic, with changes of magnitude uncomprehended, this is a copulation of Royal proportions! It's a busy schedual. Get your rest and look forward to November 6, 2010.

Princeton, British Columbia. Under the threat of Coal Bed Methane exploration by Petrobakken now that British Petroleum has the okay from British Columbia Premier Gordon 'Gordo' Campbell

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